Hail Ye Chelish Lords!

Verse 1

Hail ye Chelish lords! Hail ye dukes of Isger!
Abbie plays at swords and wee devils with her.
Do you know the place called the Stallion’s Hammer?
I saw Abbie Grace dallin’ with a lemure!

Verse 2

Before the tears had dried for the dead Azlanti
Abbie she connived for to up the ante,
Marked old Gaspie’s deck in her game of Towers
And Gaspie cashed his cheque for a wreath of flowers!

Verse 3

Abbie went to Hell! There is little doubt here
For that awful smell that always clings about her.
Who will stand his ground? Davy will defend it!
He’ll wear the Chelish crown, though dented he will mend it!

Verse 4

Milani sent the call to Cayden and to Desna
To make the curtain fall on Abbie’s fell adventure.
Davy’s holding strong his Ostensan vira
While Abbie’s gazing long in her infernal mirror.

Final verse

Hail to Bobbing Don! And the Inheritor’s Lady!
Hail to Lancer Tran, her dancers all a-ready!
Davy’s back in town and like an angry daddy
Take her knickers down and spank the bum of Abbie!